Man Enough To Be a Sailor!!!

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor. Way
back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and successfully
to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is now 2014. So in one
more year I will have lived aboard and sailed for THIRTY continuous
years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even half of
what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin. You with
your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections. Your automobiles
and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your dependency on air
conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always a lubber
at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and environment abuser.
Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the Earth and
not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-06-11 19:58:00 UTC

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

2014-06-11 20:04:21 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor. Way
back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and
successfully to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is
now 2014. So in one more year I will have lived aboard and sailed
for THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even half
of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin. You
with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections. Your
automobiles and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your
dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always a
lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and environment
abuser. Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the Earth
and not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

pandora slapped his mouth so hard he sailed across the room

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-06-11 20:08:38 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor. Way
back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and
successfully to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is
now 2014. So in one more year I will have lived aboard and sailed
for THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even half
of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin. You
with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections. Your
automobiles and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your
dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always a
lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and environment
abuser. Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the Earth
and not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

pandora slapped his mouth so hard he sailed across the room

Pandora would put a lip-lock on me with such a strong
suction that I'd have to be pried loose with a crowbar.

By now, she's got to be VERY horny and desirous of some
manly ministrations.

--
Sir Gregory

2014-06-11 20:23:13 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor.
Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and
successfully to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is
now 2014. So in one more year I will have lived aboard and sailed
for THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even
half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin. You
with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections. Your
automobiles and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your
dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always a
lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and environment
abuser. Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the Earth
and not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

pandora slapped his mouth so hard he sailed across the room

Pandora would put a lip-lock on me with such a strong
suction that I'd have to be pried loose with a crowbar.
By now, she's got to be VERY horny and desirous of some
manly ministrations.

i'm willing to wager what bit rot owes me ,
that she won't come to you for that

0o0

2014-06-11 20:30:16 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor.
Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and
successfully to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is
now 2014. So in one more year I will have lived aboard and sailed
for THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even half
of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin. You
with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections. Your
automobiles and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your
dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always a
lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and environment
abuser. Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the Earth
and not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

pandora slapped his mouth so hard he sailed across the room

Pandora would put a lip-lock on me with such a strong suction that I'd
have to be pried loose with a crowbar.
By now, she's got to be VERY horny and desirous of some manly
ministrations.

i'm willing to wager what bit rot owes me ,
that she won't come to you for that

i thought bit rot's debt was transferred to emmett

is this one of those rehypothecation schemes?

2014-06-11 20:44:04 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself a sailor.
Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht and worked hard and
successfully to make her a true, blue water world cruiser. It is
now 2014. So in one more year I will have lived aboard and
sailed for THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can claim even
half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound vermin.
You with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer connections.
Your automobiles and grid hook-ups. You spoiled wimps with your
dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor but always
a lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the hypocrite and
environment abuser. Wasters of valuable and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live with the
Earth and not against it.

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

Monday of this very week!

pandora slapped his mouth so hard he sailed across the room

Pandora would put a lip-lock on me with such a strong suction that
I'd have to be pried loose with a crowbar.
By now, she's got to be VERY horny and desirous of some manly
ministrations.

i'm willing to wager what bit rot owes me ,
that she won't come to you for that

i thought bit rot's debt was transferred to emmett
is this one of those rehypothecation schemes?

no no no , i owe emmett 30 bucks ,
i told him he can get it off bit rot ,
who owes me about 10 large by now

BAR

2014-06-11 22:50:11 UTC

When was the last time you actually sailed anywhere?

It sounds like you tradded your Chevy van with a mattress in the back
for a sailbot that had less interior space?

Artic

2014-06-11 22:29:18 UTC

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. scribbled...

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself
a sailor. Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht
and worked hard and successfully to make her a true,
blue water world cruiser. It is now 2014. So in one
more year I will have lived aboard and sailed for
THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can
claim even half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound
vermin. You with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer
connections. Your automobiles and grid hook-ups. You
spoiled wimps with your dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor
but always a lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the
hypocrite and environment abuser. Wasters of valuable
and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live
with the Earth and not against it.

Do us all a favour and go play with some icebergs with it.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

2014-06-11 22:36:40 UTC

Post by Artic
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. scribbled...

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself
a sailor. Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht
and worked hard and successfully to make her a true,
blue water world cruiser. It is now 2014. So in one
more year I will have lived aboard and sailed for
THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can
claim even half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound
vermin. You with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer
connections. Your automobiles and grid hook-ups. You
spoiled wimps with your dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor
but always a lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the
hypocrite and environment abuser. Wasters of valuable
and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live
with the Earth and not against it.

Do us all a favour and go play with some icebergs with it.

Sorry but, according to the global warming alarmist, those
icebergs are either the size of an ice cube to which hope-
lessly clings a polar bear or two, or altogether melted.

--
Sir Gregory

Peter

2014-06-12 00:07:56 UTC

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Yes, all you pathetic lubbers, pretenders and wannabe's,
I can rightfully claim to be man enough to call myself
a sailor. Way back in 1985 I purchased my fine yacht
and worked hard and successfully to make her a true,
blue water world cruiser. It is now 2014. So in one
more year I will have lived aboard and sailed for
THIRTY continuous years.
And, just look at her! She's better than ever.
http://captainneal.wordpress.com/
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can
claim even half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound
vermin. You with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer
connections. Your automobiles and grid hook-ups. You
spoiled wimps with your dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor
but always a lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the
hypocrite and environment abuser. Wasters of valuable
and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live
with the Earth and not against it.

You must be colour blind.

--
:-P

H***@net.net

2014-06-21 13:33:40 UTC

On Wed, 11 Jun 2014 15:50:19 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."

That link doesn't work, dumbass.

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
What a jewel among sailing yachts!!!!
Who among you can claim the same? Who among you can
claim even half of what I have? One-quarter? Bah!

That's not even half of what I've got, dumbass.

Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
It ain't gonna happen, you landlubbers and dock-bound
vermin. You with your postage stamp lawns and city sewer
connections. Your automobiles and grid hook-ups. You
spoiled wimps with your dependency on air conditioning.
The best you can do is be a part-time pretend sailor
but always a lubber at heart. A hobbyist. Always the
hypocrite and environment abuser. Wasters of valuable
and finite resources.
Myself, I prefer a maritime life. I prefer to live
with the Earth and not against it.

I live on the earth, dumbass. Your scow ain't worth towing to a
landfill. My yacht has won me dozens of thophys including the
prestigious Mill's Race, dumbass.

This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

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2014-06-21 20:00:47 UTC