This is my neighbor. . .

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Neal Warren socked up as "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <***@home.fake> wrote in news:***@208.90.168.18:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fc83535483/cross-dressing-tips-with-vicki-vegotta

She's single.... She lives right across the street. I can
see her house from my living room. I watched as she got
home from work this evening. I was surprised when she
walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on
my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong
urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all
night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied,
"Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my
kids?"
A senior citizen's life is not a happy one!

You're a sick fuck, Craptain Kneel.

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Drat! It didn't come through. Fourth line got left off.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a776f418f2/bad-girl-with-long-legs


Keep your shemale fantasies to yourself, Craptain Kneel, you sick fuck!

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Neal Warren socked up as "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."

Damn. That didn't work either. Must be losing my touch.

Dumbass.

[little buddy teh Gilligan]

Neal Warren socked up as "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."

Mama didn't raise no fools!!!

She raised a bone smoking loser instead, Craptain Neal!

You should rename your shitty little bote to TURD CUTTER!